Background

Hello All-

If you are reading this, you must know me. How else would you stumble onto this blog? Hmmmmm.... you could have google searched for Blog + Stupid + hollywood + sports + poop + Liberace + Mexican food and it would have been the first entry on the top.

This first entry will serve as a mission statement for what I plan on writing about- Everything. Movies. Sports. Life. Love. Family. Dirty Jokes. Scripts. Stories. Strange Anecdotes from a life on the edge of 30.

A little about the author-

I was born to two parents (strange huh?) in the land of closing auto factories, fatty fried foods and sports- Detroit. I lived there until my mother was smart enough to leave my father and move to the land of cacti, dry heat and plastic women- Phoenix. Torn between two worlds, I bounced from MI to AZ. I spent my summers in MI roaming the woods with my plastic guns and GI Joes. When school came back, I was off to AZ for training in general studies, swimming, basketball and acting.

I could go into great length about the differences between the two, but I'll save that for a later blogggggg.

I graduated High School and college in AZ. I got a normal job, girlfriend and thought my life was going to be 'three kids, one dog, house in the suburbs' in Tempe. After A) getting fired from my job B) being broken up with by my girlfriend at the time and C) losing my grandma to death, I decided I needed something more out of life. I needed to chase my dream- to work in movies.

That's when I pulled up stakes, went to the most expensive one year film school I could find in Florida. After graduating, I moved to the land of swimming pools, movie stars and even more plastic women- Los Angeles. So far, so good. I work for a movie studio, write my own scripts and I'm finishing my first short film.

Again, if you are reading this, you know all of this. Why am I stating it again? Not sure really but just in case this becomes an overnight sensation and you google cool + blogs + poop + handsome and reached this page, you have some background.